Whereas: We’ve been independent of the UK for over 200 years
And whereas: we have celebrated the fuck out of that fact every year for over 200 years
And whereas: the Chinese control all our debt
And whereas: the Arabs control all our oil
And whereas: the US economy is dependent on people buying our crap
And whereas: while we have freedom, we are independent of no one
I hereby propose: that we celebrate our Interdependence on July 4th rather than our Independence